“Hello, may I speak with the Prime Minister?”
“Certainly, sir, I’ll put you right through.”
“Hello, Mr. Prime Minister. I’ve called you on a matter of utmost national security.”
The Prime Minister chuckles.
“Mr. Prime Minister. This is a matter of utmost national security. I think you should not be chuckling at a time like this.”
“I’m sorry. I was just giggling at these kittens.”
“I thought I heard the sound of cute, fluffy kittens purring but I didn’t want to ask you why you had kittens in your office, sir.”
“The kittens are not literally in my office. They’re in my computer in my office.”
“Yes, sir.”
“ The Minister of Games told me about them. They are the new blackjack dealers on a live online casino.”
“Kittens dealing cards, sir?”
“Yes, and they’re soooo cute!”
“How do they do that, sir?”
“They have a button that they push and the machine deals the cards. If the player gets blackjack they do a little dance. They look into the camera and smile. I’ve gone online a few times since I found out. They change kittens every hour. Every little kitten is sweeter and cuter than the one before!”
“I didn’t know you liked to gamble online, sir.”
“I never did until I heard about the cuddly kitten blackjack dealers. I signed up and gave a small deposit and straight away I went to the live casino to see what all the fuss was about, kittens dealing blackjack, who would have believed it?”
“It’s certainly a strange new idea but if it brings in a lot of new customers to the casino, you’d have to say that it was a big success.”
“I would like to meet the people who thought up this wild idea, oh, they’re so delicious, I could just eat them up! I would like to hear how they came up with the idea, how hard it was to sell it to an online casino, and how long it took to get the idea off the ground.”
“Would you like me to get a copy of the business plan for you, sir?”
“Yes, that would make for some very entertaining and informative and imaginative reading, I’m sure.”
“Yes, I’m sure it would but now can we talk about that matter of vital national importance I called about?”
The Prime Minister giggles again.
“I’m sorry. I was being amused by the kittens again. I want to see the men and 
women behind these kittens. I want to talk with the brain trust that came up with the idea and worked out the business plan. They know how to think out-of-the-box to solve problems. I want to talk to the trainers who taught the kittens to sing and dance. They also know how to solve problems. I want to talk with the kittens’ handlers. They also know how to solve problems. We’ll put them to work solving your matter of vital national security!”
“I’ll get on it right away, sir.”
The Prime Minister giggles again.
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